Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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