Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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