I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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