that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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