I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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