please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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