I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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