we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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