I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i permit you to call me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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