hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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