I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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