My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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