Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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