Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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