I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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