I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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