Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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