Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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