My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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