I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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