Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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