Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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