wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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