Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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