careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
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question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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