Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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