My hand turned me down
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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