To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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