p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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