ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This house was built for laser tag.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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