You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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