All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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