I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize