you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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