where am i from again
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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