Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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