it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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