i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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