is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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