I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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