What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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