Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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