Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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