It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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