Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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