honey bunches of taint.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The air taste purple.
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