she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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