It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
thus making me awesome and them whores
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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