My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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