Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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